Crazy Cattle

Crazy Cattle

Crazy Cattle: The Ultimate Physics-Based Sheep Battle Royale!

Welcome to Crazy Cattle, an outrageously fun battle royale where chaos reigns and only the wildest sheep survive! Forget traditional shooters; here, you're a fearless sheep in a physics-driven showdown, fighting to be the last one standing in wildly unpredictable arenas. Run continuously and hit other sheep to make them explode. Developed by visionary indie creator Anna Mayberry (aka 4nn4t4t), Crazy Cattle brings a fresh, skill-based twist to the battle royale genre. This is all about mastering your movement, momentum. This fast-paced mind game requires you to outwit opponents and conquer chaotic terrains. Can you deliver it?

Game overview

Highlights

  • Simple goal: Outmaneuver up to 15 AI-controlled sheep in fast-paced, dynamic arenas. Become the last one to survive.
  • Pure physics-driven gameplay: Every collision, tumble, and launch is powered by realistic physics, guaranteeing unpredictable and side-splitting moments.
  • No weapons, just wits: Win through running around strategically, not firepower. Master angles, create traps while running, and precise movement to dominate the battlefield.
  • Simple yet strategic controls: Your real-time reflexes are key to dodging, baiting, and bumping your way to victory.
  • Hidden pro tactics: Uncover advanced strategies like targeting map edges, luring enemies into hazards, and leveraging terrain elevation for multi-sheep eliminations.

Dynamic & diverse arenas

Battle across four unique locations, each packed with distinct challenges:

  • Ireland (rolling rage): Utilize grassy hills and slopes for surprise charges and tricky rebounds.
  • Egypt (heat of the herd): Navigate crumbling ruins and reduce visibility sandstorms.
  • Sweden (ice-cold mayhem): Test your reflexes on slippery surfaces and avoid icy doom.
  • Warzone (bulletproof bovines): Embrace total chaos with explosive hazards and terrain glitches.

Simple controls

  • WASD – Move
  • Mouse – Navigate menus/interact
  • Real-time Reflexes – Dodge, bait, and bump your way to victory!

If you're looking for a truly original, skill-driven, and outrageously funny gaming experience, enter Crazy Cattle. Are you ready to prove your sheep supremacy? Play now and become the fluffiest force on the battlefield!

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